Patience

I have been thinking about making a bottle of Sloe Gin myself, but I think I may be well to impatient, drink some gin and watch the Sloes rot

Out

And I was outside looking a bit pissed off(0.7) and a MOS came up to me and said "Ralph wants a drink with you" so I went into number 2 to see Ralph, who can't do owt for himself, the MOS needs to pick up his cuppa with a straw in and give it to him etc. A "drink", I was expecting coffee but me and Ralph shared a bottle of beer to start. Then we moved on to homemade Sloe Gin, and Tonic, which I had a couple of

(0.7) Because I was thinking about the relatives who had just driven past me on their way home from 'across the road' who were too upset to smile at me and wave back. It occurred how stressful it must be to have "someone you love" being ill enough to be over there, if it was my kids or a loved one or my parents I would scream

Tea

So I had a coffee s'morning and fancied another drink about 11ish. I went to make it then thought "No, Neil, you are drinking too much of that strong proper coffee" so instead I took out an organic tea bag and had a brew. With lunch I will have another coffee but it has been ages since I drunk tea, my new habit(?)

It's lunchtime so I can have another cup of that dangerous harmfull stuff called Coffee ~ phew

Weirdness

So I woke up s'morning was sitting on the edge of my bed putting on socks and splint etc and I thought "Oh urgently, need a piss, shall I walk to the bathroom or wait 'til I can take my 'chair?" decided to wait put on my splint etc and left my bed. Since then I have been outside for a bit, back in etc still haven't gone to the loo, I seem to have forgotten that I was desperate for a piss

And I didn't do one until I was sitting on the loo an hour later to do a pooh, it wasn't urgent, it just came out