Denyse's Humour

What do you do if a bird sh*ts on your car?

Tonight

And we went out tonight to have a first look at a house in St Clears, it was up a beautiful cul de sac, seemed really nice, big cheap but at the bottom of the garden was the A40 with lorries heading for the ferry etc, noisy

L8r

Then after lunch me and Paul nipped out to Aardvark. Where again I walked into shop, walked to back room, walked everywhere, did my shopping standing

Doctors

So early s'morning me and Paul met Denyse at the testosterone doctors. He said "Yes, your levels are normal again after rubbing gel in, you can have the injection". So now I have gotta wait for them to write to my Doc, them to order the stuff then write to me too make an appointment

But because they didn't inject me today they are gonna have to keep on rubbing my boobs for a bit longer

And while we were there we walked past a nurse who grinned when she saw us. Later on we met her again and she said that she really liked my t-shirt