In't Morning

So I am up early and off to t'hospital in't morning. So I wont write til later

Feet

And today at 7pm I will take off my boots ready for a shower, then pause, don't take your trousers off until "Oh Hel" has been in to inspect my feet, someone may have to come in and work on them, paid by my winnings

And yes, she took one look at them and said "Get some cash for when the cutter comes"

Footy

And unusually I was watching a football match on the telly. The first half was a bit dull but in the second half they scored 5 goals in about 9 minutes

Helen

So I said to Helen "Well Helen.... is that your name?", she said "Yes, well remembered Neil". So I said "Helen, Helen..... what can I say afterwards to make it memorable?". She said "Dunno, but do not call me Helen Of Troy". How can I not now...

Ah, it occurred to me later... if an abbreviation is a nickname I will refer to her as Oh.

"Oh Hel".... I will remember that

Or Helen Earth.....

....MAM....

...Makes A Man...

ETB, ETR....

Got up at about 5AM s'morning as I had already been awake for "ages"