So I said to Helen "
Well Helen....
is that your name?", she said "Yes, well remembered Neil". So I said "Helen, Helen..... what can I say afterwards to make it memorable?". She said "Dunno, but
do not call me
Helen Of Troy". How can I not now...
Ah, it occurred to me later... if an abbreviation is a nickname I will refer to her as Oh.
"Oh Hel".... I will remember that
Or Helen Earth.....