Lock Up

And for some reason when I went to bed last night I forgot to get my muesli for the morning soaking, and I also forgot to lock the front door, it was still open s'morning when I approached to unlock it. And I wasn't even drunk or anything

Internet Playing Up

So today the internet decided that it was wonky and wouldn't send or receive my emails, luckily it's Ed the clever bug*er working today and he was able to fix it.

And fix my printer, needed the ink changing and I couldn't reach the new ink

Posh House

And it occurs to me s'morning, so my staff can go and have a shower and I can go have a pooh at the same time