In't Pub

Tonight I said "Pub" and came into town. Watching football... can't we just drink

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Pissing

So we went out and had an ice cream s'afternoon then we called into Morrison's. I called in for a piss there and frankly it astonished me how long I was pissing for. I know I said summat like this a while ago but I am still getting better

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Cake-ing

So, as she was abroad for her birthday, today I am going to complete Freya's birthday cake, all it needs doing is butter creaming and icing, so hopefully it will taste really good. Hopefully. It is the first cake I have made for anyone in a number of years so hopefully.......