'Nana

So I tried to eat a green banana after tea tonight. (I checked it was safe first) It tasted OKish, not as nice as yellow 'nana's but OK, but it proved very hard to peel, get the skin off

Crisis

So I was panicking a bit, I looked on the dining room table, no so looked on my PC, still no so I called Ed and said "Where do I record my weight?", he sniggered and opened the cupboard in the kitchen with a chart in it

Cutter

And Ed The Barber was working again today

Try Buying AGAIN

(sigh) So as the cable I bought t'other day seemed wonky, it doesn't work, I am gonna try again, bought another version