Pissing

And now it takes so long to finish a pee, and it isn't coming out slower, just much bigger than it has been for a number of years

Crossworders

And we got stuck into The Guardian quick crossword again s'morning and between the 2 of us got it 100% finished

'Wimming

So we went to the pool again s'morning. I can't think of a reason to complain but give me time...

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