Us Veggies

So I was on my way to bed for my nap s'afternoon, I thought "Oh, I need another pooh", went to the loo, squeezed, nothing, squeezed some more and suddenly farted for about 25 seconds. That was it, pressure relieved, I didn't need a pooh at all

Using My Right Hand

I walked into the living room earlier and noticed that my pirate cushion had fallen over, face down. So I walked over, reached out with my right hand and turned it over

Gosh, it is so unusual just being able to use my right hand for simple tasks like this

Happy Monday

So I was trying to get my head round swimming today and I noticed a reminder for tomorrow.

Hoo-fscking-ray

And it actually wasn't too bad today. The pool seemed well empty so nobody got in the way. When we were changing on the way in someone had abandoned loads of tat on the floor in the changing room so we had to tell a chap and he got on his radio and by the time we came out it was all cleaned up.

So when we were leaving Jane and another MOS were sitting there and I actually had to say, it didn't come easily, but I had to say thank you