'Miller'

So I went into the bathroom today and started running my bath. I thought "Oh, I need one, I'd better have another pooh" and stepped towards the loo. Mid step I did the most enormous fart, even by my standards, and suddenly I didn't feel the need for a pooh, I completed my few steps towards the loo, had a pee then went and got in the bath

Cut The Buns

And we are having burgers and buns with dinner tonight and today, for the first time since 2003, I cut both buns the whole way through holding the knife in my right hand

AND as it was for me and FussyTimmy who A) Doesn't like sweet potato oven chips and B) Always throws away the skin of a potato I have baked I was thinking "What shall we have? Chips are a no no and the other two items that I cook regularly are off for FussyTimmy reasons I was panicking a bit, but I found at the back of the freezer some potato waffles and we both finished every mouthful of dinner tonight.

I think it may be a first for us eating together, apart from when he is working on a Friday when I cook chips

Small but means a lot to me

Just now I was in the bath as usual. As usual I pressed my thumb down on the 'elevate' button to get out. A few weeks ago I noticed that my thumb wasn't strong enough to bend while pressing, I had to kind of move it round so I was just pressing down, just with my hand muscles, no 'bending my thumb' was involved.

I noticed yesterday that it just works now, from any position, I no longer need to make sure that my thumb is at the 'pressing' angle

Swimming

So we nipped to the swimming pool today, I was going as slowly as I could but in the end we made it. So into changing room, Timmy took off my shoes, I took off my jumper then Timmy swore. "Sh*t, I forgot my trunks" so we went up and cycled for 20 mins then came home

(Snigger)

Panic

So I tried to read my Kindle last night, it sed "Battery needs charging", so I took it by the telly, to the plugging in area, and couldn't get it to work. So s'morning I waited until Timmy came in, said "WTF?" to him, and he said "Plug it into your PC", I thought "Oh yes, I recall now" and it charged in about 15 minutes

Format

And GrumpyGareth pointed out to me last night that some of the pictures on my website in the format that I discovered last week, couldn't be seen on a mobile or iPad, the format only works on PC's

Ho hum, I thought that was quick and easy, back to minimising the size of jpg's

WTF

So I was exploring Amazon s'morning and I came across a "Sale for the house" link, clicked it and soon after was presented with this for sale, thought "WTF" and explored on that interweb what it was for, I found out and was still well puzzled, people pay how much for what?