Xmas Pressie

So today I was in bed s'afternoon when I heard a knock on the door. GGtGG answered it and I heard him talking to the neighbours son, who had brought over an Xmas card and a small pressie for me

I Can Stand Up

So s'morning when we were popping into gym I thought "Oh, I'd better try a pee before we get stuck in". Looked around and there was no disabled loo close by so I tried in the proper gents. I stood there holding it, and stood there a bit longer.... no couldn't pee. So I headed into the proper loo, took a deep breath cos it was scarily low, sat down. Pee'ed then just stood up by using just my legs/feet, I wasn't holding onto anything.

As it was so low I tried to take a photo of my knee above the loo so you can kind of tell what a "fit for 5 year old's" loo it was. But no hands, I just stood up like a normal person

What A Morning #4

Then when we were still out GGtGG turned into gym so we went there, asked first if the afternoon class was on but as they said "No" we popped upstairs and went on a couple of arm movement machines (on one of which my right arm is now moving up as far as the other by itself which is a bit incredible considering how fscked it was even last month) and did more Sara speed up/slow down exercises on the other machine then got on the "Power Mill Climber" upstairs machine

What A Morning #2&3

Then we popped down town and had to go to an expensive parking slot as all the free places around town were full. So we parked up in the old Tesco's Back Car Park on Lammas Street and from there first walked to Savers on Merlin's Walk where I picked more "rinse tour teeth and gums" stuff.

Then we walked back down towards the car and popped into Wilko where again I had to walk right to the back to find bleach and more antibac wipes on Petty Cash

What A Morning #1

So then we popped out to town. First of all we drove down King St, found a parking space and went into the Lyric Theatre. There we booked 2 nights at the Comedy Club there, for January and March and we booked a night at the Pantomime, Robinson Crueso, in again "shout at them" seats

Chess Based Witticism

A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel over Christmas and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off. "Because," he said, "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."

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