Slow

So t'other day I was bathing with a potentially under charged battery in my 'getting out of the bath' devices (1) and I was paranoid that it was taking ages to lift me out of the bath but today it was fixed and it took just as long

(1) The plug had been knocked out at some point in the night, it was recharging

Change Of Name

So Alex has changed his name to Timmy. Or the other way round. Or summat. It said on my diary that Alex should be here at 10 s'morning, but at 4 minutes to 10 Timmy pulled up in his car