Pissed tonight as it's my nanny-versary

2 double whiskeys tonight

(from my phone)

Darling happy anniversary....

Sheet. It was the 10th anniversary of my crash a few hours ago. Hoo flipping ray. I am still fu**ing alive

OK, it was close, I nearly wasn't but I am

Only Smarties have the answer

So I went into the kitchen, got a packet of mini smarties out, tipped loads in my mouth, started chewing, started choking. I coughed and coughed, took 2 tissues to wipe up, drank a glass of water and I felt tha stray Smartie come back up

Brushing

Then s'morning I had a plan to prevent me dribbling toothpaste down my top when I brush my teeth. It looks a bit odd but I can do it twice a day now when I brush and stay tidy looking

New WWW

And 20 years ago today the first web page went online, when I was 24. How much has the world changed in 20 years

New Class

So s'morning I am going to take a look at the next class up in't gym. If I do go this would be the third class I have been to, ever improving

And it looks good, a little intimidating but hopefully I can manage. There is a lot of walking, hopefully without a 'stick, but hopefully I can manage.

I am in gym normally tomorrow so she can give me dates and time etc, then perhaps next week I will go to 1 new class and 1 existing class