Pissed tonight as it's my nanny-versary

2 double whiskeys tonight

(from my phone)

Darling happy anniversary....

Sheet. It was the 10th anniversary of my crash a few hours ago. Hoo flipping ray. I am still fu**ing alive

OK, it was close, I nearly wasn't but I am

Only Smarties have the answer

So I went into the kitchen, got a packet of mini smarties out, tipped loads in my mouth, started chewing, started choking. I coughed and coughed, took 2 tissues to wipe up, drank a glass of water and I felt tha stray Smartie come back up

Brushing

Then s'morning I had a plan to prevent me dribbling toothpaste down my top when I brush my teeth. It looks a bit odd but I can do it twice a day now when I brush and stay tidy looking

New WWW

And 20 years ago today the first web page went online, when I was 24. How much has the world changed in 20 years

New Class

So s'morning I am going to take a look at the next class up in't gym. If I do go this would be the third class I have been to, ever improving

And it looks good, a little intimidating but hopefully I can manage. There is a lot of walking, hopefully without a 'stick, but hopefully I can manage.

I am in gym normally tomorrow so she can give me dates and time etc, then perhaps next week I will go to 1 new class and 1 existing class

Samming

And as we spoke to the beautiful gym teacher Sam about what she approached me about last week we found out that the next gym class is tomorrow morning at 10.30 so we are going along just to have a watch

I think perhaps I will attend 1 of the harder classes and 1 of my current classes every week but will know more after I watch tomorrow

Bored

So as I was bored s'afternoon I asked Ed to cut my hair again, which he did

Getting Ready

Sort of more mentally, kind of psychologically trying to get myself ready for Jim-Jim-Jeroo (noisy link) - gym

And it was OK, working really fast again. At the end we spoke to Sam and she said come in tomorrow and see what you think of the more advanced class

FreyaDumpkins

And tonight I had the pleasure of Freya's company for about 4 hours. She is SO busy doing her 'O' levels that she was only on the PC asking for translation. It was cool, perhaps she is a bit better and wiser than she was a week ago or summat but it was nice

(from my phone)

And we were able to share my apple pie that my neighbours brought for me today. Gosh it was nice. There is only a small piece to share with Ed tomorrow

Scrambled Eggs, yesterday

And yesterday I microwaved some scrambled eggs like I generally do once a week. Yesterday before putting them into the microwaveable bowl I read some instructions and it said smear some butter or spray fat on first. Sheet, what a difference. Last weel I had to get clean washing cloths as he had to throw away 3 trying to clean the bowl, yesterday it just cleaned easily

Curry's

Then on the way to the supermarket we called into Curry's to have a look at their SLR digicams. As of Andy's advice I could use them upside down which felt strange but wow generally

Shhh

No Neil, you said you would be quiet.... "BUT it is such a great story from my POV"

Summer light

So I have just got up for another pee and didn't need to switch any lights on. It is a quarter to six

(from my phone)

Interactive Television Service

Then today I have been practicing pressing the red button on my TV remote control to watch stuff that is not being advertides on a channel, today it's the Snooker.

Summer is coming

So I woke up about a quarter past seven this morning, and went for a pee. As summer is coming I didn't need to switch on the bathroom light, it was bright enuf

(from my phone)

Washing Up

And while dinner was cooking tonight I got stuck in and washed up the dishes we had already used to see how easy it was.

It was slow but I managed to wash up everything properly, I checked them a few minutes later

It doesn't mean I am gonna do it every night as I have to do the cooking too, but it was a lot easier than last time I tried

-ing

And we went shopping in Aardvark again but they were short of org milk and org apple juice today.

We got everything else on the list tho..

Right Hand

So just now I finished making my lunch. I thought to myself "Carry your cup to the tray and that bottle of milk (2 pints minus 2 cuppas) to the fridge. So I picked up the lightweight cup with my strong left hand and the much heavier bottle with my poorlier right hand. And carried them to their places and put them away

(from my phone)

Again

And again......

No Neil, you said you wouldn't talk about it - SHHHHH

12 Hours

And almost 12 hours after we left we are home again

Nice Looking Women

So SmallPaul grew up around where we are ATM and said that I would soon realise that English women are more beautiful than Welsh ones. I told this to a woman who was serving us lunch in England and said "He might be right". She laughed

(from my phone)

In England

Lordy. So s'morning we left Carmarthenshire heading east. We stopped for lunch then set off again. Eventually we arrived at Orthotics place and talked about what I need etc and walked up and down with various additives. So soon it's gonna be time for dinner

(from my phone)

To That E Place

So s'morning we are going over to somewhere near Glastonbury to have my walking/Bionessing checked out for my claim. Perhaps on the way back I can go and be a new age traveller again and throw some stones at a policeman or summat

Beyond News

As I managed to wipe my bum properly again s'morning it is perhaps now news not worthy of being written about here in my Blog

Out

And as I probably won't be back in time for the monthly folk club tomorrow we are going out to a blues come-all-ye at The Blue Parrot in Carmarthen

And it was good too

Newbie

So then Ed was in s'morning for the first time in ages. I showed him the video and he was able to tie my shoes the right way round first time

Well Wiped

And I wiped my bum s'morning and I was able to wipe it clean again without any Andrex Washlets. It is getting to be more regular now

Rest Of Day

And we had such fun....

Early Start

So we set off at 10 o'clock s'morning looking for Llanelli Volunteer Centre to meet up with Sarah Jones. We found Llanelli easily but drove round and round and in the end parked a distance away and was pushed in a wheelchair. But it went well, I came away with 3 volunteer jobs to look into. I have just filed them, next week Sarah is gonne come here and phone them etc

Videofluroscopy

And Denyse emailed my tonight and said "I have spoken to your Doctor and they have agreed to send you for a videofluroscopy to find out why you are choking etc". Like the Dr responded to my letter last week and said "Nah, can't afford that" so g*d nose.....

Nicking

So I have had a number of hours with Naughty Nick my temp MOS from England. He has been OK, not knowing but learning quickly. He even tied my laces properly s'afternoon

Aardvarking

Then we nipped to Aardvark to buy what I should have bought last Friday but I was away to Ixion SoS instead

Jeroo

And then today Nick my temporary MOS has gotta take me to gym in a bit

And it went OK, I was a couple of minutes late and then Sam was talking to a newbie by me for ages, so I perhaps didn't do as much as usual but it was OK 

Fixer

And after they said he would phone he showed up without phoning but he replaced the small wheels on the front of my 'chair

Odd but better now

And it has seemed a bit strange after 2 whole days absent having to get used to my habits and routines again but it's eventually working again now

Back Now

Sunday just before lunchtime and home again, home again, jiggity jig (noisy link)

SoS

I am excited and nervous and........

YES

So I have now got my new Bioness hired for a month and it is SO much better at keeping my right foot in line and proper etc etc

(from my phone)

Nap Time

And so we are waiting in Cardiff s'afternoon... I am trying to have a nap sat in the car waiting but it doesn't seem to be working

(from my phone)

Well...

So today we drove for 2 hours, went to Daceys, the splint makers, showed him my splint and he said "Oh, it's broken". So we are waiting for 3 hours until his next patient has been so we can hopefully get a replacement

(from my phone)

Splinters

And "we" have to head over to Cardiff in a bit to Daceys, my splint makers for a rebooting and check....

We will tell 'em that we bought a new battery for the controler and it hasn't worked since

2nd Day Running

So s'morning for the second day in a row I had a pooh, wiped my bottom and managed to clean it properly with just bog roll, no need for Andrex Washlets

Drinking Slowly

So me and Paul headed to my local tonight and I practiced my drinking slowly and just had 2 pints when there. But "they" are starting to recognise me as a resident of near here

Battery

And after gym we nipped out trying again to get a battery for my Bioness. As yesterday we tried loadsa places but in the fourth shop they actually sold it. Hooray.

So then we nipped home, had lunch and he tried to change my battery. He is still fiddling with it, no joy

No joy, still no battery

Jeroo

Hmmm, so off to Gym s'morning without my Bioness walking tool. And I can really tell how much I miss it ATM, it is really impressive. Apparently, it is much harder to walk without it

And as we were heading to gym I said "If the lift isn't fixed I can't walking up the stairs" but the blooming thing was fixed so we had a slightly strange class without my Bioness

Battery Crisis

Then this afternoon the battery in my Bioness died. So we went looking, to 3 different places and couldn't get the right size anywhere. So no Bioness walker for 2 days as I am due back there on Thursday

So no Bioness at gym tomorrow either...

OffTopic

Then Sarah Jones the Occupational Therapist came in today and did two things. 1) We cooked some flapjacks because I have got out of the habit. 2) Then we cooked a curry, from scratch, not from a sauce, which was delicious but Timmy couldn't eat Cauliflower so we had to freeze it and eat summat else

New Shop

And today we went exploring to a new shop that Timmy recommended. So about 60% of their stock was no good to me but some of the rest was, and it was so cheap.

I don't think we will have to go every week but eg when I run out of oven chips I can stock up on them and some other

Jim-jim-jeroo

[sigh]I am off to gym again in a bit[/s]

And the flipping lift still wasn't working but the class today was in a downstairs room which I was much more pleased about but it went well

And we forgot to that my leg splint today, and it did feel as if my leg was turning over too much again, so on Wednesday Paul can put it in his pocket and see what happens

Thatcherite

Good lord, after watching a TV program about her whole life I feel to have become a bit Thatcherite, she was well working class and thought "they" should win, not traditional Tory rich gits

Dinner

For dinner tonight we had scrambled eggs, beans and toast. Making the toast was easier than last week, which was easier then...... etc, at last I seem able to marg. my toast from one side to the other

Bye bye David

So then after an hour of chatting to David and taking the mickey out of how much cereal he ate we dropped him off at the railway station for his journey home

Visitor

And today I had a visitor, my big brother came over from Belfast and had a good, chatty, time. We went out and had dinner at Con Passionata which was lovely

Nice Biscuits

Are these although I have onle had 1 because I am on a diet

Grate

And tonight for the first time in nearly 10 years I was able to grate a load of cheese by using my right hand to hold and move the cheese

And the pizzas were extra delicious because of that

Made Me Grin,

and I haven't even had breakfast yet

Someone Else Is Here

Then Freya came down and was nice to me too!!!!!

And it was nice, we picked her up before dinner time then sat, after dinner, talking in the kitchen for a number of hours

She's Here

And Denyse came here at quarter past 10 and until I was mid way thru lunch was sat in the room with Ed and Paul assessing them for.... god knows.

Then she came out, sat at the table with me finishing lunch and discussed loadsa stuff. 

No Birthday Friends

And because I have very few friends me and Ed are nipping to t'pub in a bit to have a birthday drink

And it was well busy, by it's own standards, perhaps 7 people just having a pint!! Now many recognise me and say hiya etc

Warm!!

So I am sat outside ATM wearing just a T-shirt on my top half. It is fine and warm and dandy then the wind strikes up again and it is shiver worthy freezing

(from my phone)

Jeroo

(Sigh)
So I had jim again s'morning. Today we didn't take my splint on purpose as it seems fine and it was. In the gym walking everywhere with my walkystick, just yes
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Sad

So tonight I was sat outside when one of my neighbours pulled up in her car 2 doors away. It was as much as I could do not to call her and her son over and sing them a tune

Off Topic

So Sarah Jones, the OT, came to see me today. We talked about loadsa stuff and she is gonna bring ingredients next week so I can practice walking in the kitchen. Then I am gonna see her again the following week when she is gonna take me to the Carmarthenshire Volunteering Centre and we will have a look there

My Door Wouldn't Lock

So as yesterday I wasn't able to lock my front door from the inside or the outside. So panic panic panic. So Timmy just generally hit it with a hammer and ever since the lock has worked

No news

There is nowt happening in the world today. All news men and women have become focussed on this, so there is nowt else important

Jim Jiminy...

...Jeroo (noisy link) So s'morning we are off to gym. Hoo-flipping-ray

And s'morning it went well, I took my wheelchair into the room because I am nervous if I can't see it, took my walky stick out and did not sit in my wheelchair until the class was finished

More Reasons To Shop At....

Then after lunch today we nipped to Morrison's and did the rest of the weeks shopping. (noisy link)

There was a bit of hassle with cheese flavoured baps for lunch time snacks but in the end we bought some, hopefully they will last longer than the 2 days date as there were 4 in a packet

Take Her Home

So then s'morning after she had a lie in for a couple of hours and then a play on my PC we took that Freya home again, to her Mum and StepDad's

Today

So we have had a quiet day today but Freya is coming to stay over later

And while dinner was cooking we watched Dr Who which was rather excellent

And when it was cooked, it was rather nice. Baked spuds, beans and falafel we had

And we had this novel dinner because all the "spuds pre cooked" come in portions of 2 and there were 3 of us tonight and I am trying not to make do with oven chips

Local

And we went out to my local pub last night.....

Aardvarkin

And as "someone" had fitted my Bioness I wore it to Aardvark. Perhaps that's why I spent so much this week...

QUIET morning

We have done f. all s'morning, still no Bioness so no change of chair. Paul has done some gardening with me watching and being in charge

And all afternoon I have been sat outside commenting on etc and watching SmallPaul gardening. On one level he hasn't done much but on another level he has made such a difference, it looks well better out the front

Posh

Well today I am sitting in a proper chair. My wheelchair feels abandoned across the room

And I can manage, stood up and walked to the loo, no prob etc etc

Happy chappie....

And I have been wheelchairing again since I bathed today but just WOW, I can manage the proper seat some and it will get more every day

Quiet

A quiet day today but I won't be using my stick holder as I am going to gym and will be exhausted afterwards. Tomorrow....

And I am trying out gym with no splint on today....

And just WOW. We took the splint in case I needed it, Ed was watching me the whole time and we didn't need it. I think we will do that "splint in pocket" thing again but it was well good without it

My right foot stayed almost completely straight, Bioness is working wonders

Stick Holder

This morning me and Timmy were discussing how my proper chair was harder to use because there was no way of holding my stick, so after much discussion we nipped into LTC Mobility and picked up a strange clip that lets me put my 'stick on the back of my PC chair out of the way

And just WOW, after lunch I sat on my PC chair and was still there at bathtime

Walk Into Shop

And as the shops are open again we need to go and buy some "non mayonaisey" salad and some focaccia with cheese, for my lunch and some potatoes to cook at dinner time

And I went into shop, looked for cheesy bread thingies (they had none of the same today), found summat else eventually, wallked to the other end of the shop, bought more, remembered that I had forgotten summat in the first aisle and walked the whole length of the shop again before paying and walking back to the car

With no splint on my right foot