Dentist

Then we were going back into town and I thought "Gym" but then I realised that we don't go there on a Wednesday so I was looking at my diary on my phone to see. I hadn't got it to load yet when we turned into the dentists car park. Oh yes, I had forgotten, the hygenist had been too brutal and knocked out one of my fillings a fortnight ago so I am now happy with all my teeth fixed

On the way to the dentist we called into Waverley stores to say "Won't see you this Friday"

Llanelli

Then I got another email saying that my new kettle had arrived so we headed out to Llanelli to pick it up. So now I havve a kettle which stops heating the water at 96° so I can make proper nice filter coffee without waiting for it to cool from 100° then guessing when it has cooled enuf

Timmy

So Timmy came round, did my cream etc. It said on my timetable that we were s'posed to go to Llanelli Asda and pick up a new kettle today but after much telephoning to check I can confirm that it is in a lorry half way up a motorway now, so hopefully by s'afternoon it will have arrived

Tea

Then we had to go miles away to pick up that Toby who was stranded at his girlfriends house when he was s'posed to be cooking my dinner. He came back here and got stuck into making a very complex but delicious dinner.

So I have said that this was so complex next time we will cook some Brownies and he can take most of them away

Busy

So first thing s'morning, after my cream etc, we went to Dreams to pick up a price for a single bed for the staff room. I had requested that someone pay for a double but they protested and said the room will be too full with one so I saved the funder about £800 by changing it to a single

Then we went around town looking for a birthday present for my father but they were all costing more than the £2.50 I had imagined

Then we came back here and ate lunch

Then went out to More Reasons To Shop At.... to replace 2 ingredients for Toby's cooking today. I had bought them for last week but he couldn't come and they had gone OOD

Lyrics

And I found out tonight which song contained, as a lyric, one of my favourite "things to do/be"

Switch Off Machine

And during the course of today "someone" told me that my parents had said at some point that the doctors told them that when they switched my "keep him alive" machine to off that they expected me to die. Thank god my stubborness worked

Folking

So tonight we went to Loughor Boat Club as Burry Port where we usually go on a Monday had closed it's doors. During tonight someone told us that Burry Port has changed to every other week but it will be on next week

Trousering

So this afternoon we tried to find some trousers to fit me. Dunno, I am not that fat but they won't go round my waist, where do fat folk shop?

Gosh

So with Paul in today we started sorting out stuff for going away to Belfast on Thursday, then we had to go to Morrison's and get some small amount of shopping

Proper Shower

And I had another proper shower tonight. It has come so straightforward that it is probable as easy as washing my pits and my bits at the sink. Getting dried is still hassle but practice......

Tonight I went out the front for 5 minutes with no shoes on, to properly dry my feet. It was a bit cold but seems to have worked

Dull noon-er-aft

Then this afternoon we had very little to do. Tiny was tapping away at the laptop and I was doing........ bu*ger all

Out'n'about

So me and Tiny went out trying to buy Chino's today. No where sells big enough ones for a fatty like me and buying online won't work as they won't be posted until Wednesday, after the bank holidays, and as I need 'em for Thusday when I go to Belfast it will be too late

And during our look about we had to go into Boots and buy some anti-hayfever medicine. There was a branded drug thingy at £3.75 for 10 or a Boot's own medicine which contained exactly the same quantity of the same drug which only cost £2.25 for 10. Which was buy one get one free. So guess which I bought?

Up Pillows

And I slept on my up pillows for the first night last night and I must say it is much better, about 1 inch higher than on my old pillows but I like it

May

So a month ago I said "Hooray, hooray, the first of May, outdoor sex begins today" but I am still partnerless

Rehab

Well today we were going out in the car to my new home, away from "here". I got in the car, put a CD I haven't listened to in ages on and the first song made me join in loudly and give them the fingers to the office here as we left. "No, no, no"

Whoops

Earlier we took a couple of boxes, which we emptied there, down. Then I went for a nap, as I lay down it occurred to me "Timmy, did we get the anti allergy covers off those s pillows we put down s'morning" meaning they should be on the bigger pillows on my bed now?

So we had to nip back down later and get 2 pillow covers

Timmy Shopping

So s'morning me and Tim went and looked around Curry's and Dream's and wrote down the serial number of the fridge, the freezer, the bed I will buy next week after Belfast. So we will tell Anthony cost, he will send me the cash while I am away then we will go shopping when I am back. And as we are buying it all from just 2 shops there will only be 2 deliverys to wait for

And we bought a thermostat kettle for making proper filter coffee from Asda, we will pick it up from Llanelli next Wednesday

And we bought 2 bigger wider pillows to replace the 2 on my bed, one on top of the other was too thick, one by itself was too thin so I needed fatter, broader, pillows

Sitting Outside

So I am sitting outside eating sh*t while Paul is packing the first of my boxes of "stuff to take when you move" then we will nip over and start to fill my house

Which we did, but forgot to bring boxes back today

On The Way Back

Then on the way back we popped into Morrison's so I could get more Blueberries and Paul could get a salad for his lunch, then when we came back here they said "Come to our Jubilee Barbecue" which I thought we had missed but went there for a veggie burger and a glass of wine. For free. So Paul will eat his salad at tea time and I will eat mine from yesterday too