Social Media

Dunno, crimes are up but I can't get my head round "social media", dunno, Ixion is enuf for me

Well

Well, so it seems really different now, so I am in charge of cooking now etc.

So me and Timmy nipped to Tesco's, got a couple more light weight eating plates, drove to the bottle bank, I got out alone and walked the eight foot to the bank, put bottles in and walked back to the car

No Neil

No Neil, you can't get drunk just after lunchtime just because your parents and bruv have gone home, you will be sick and asleep by about 7 if you do

Gone Now

Well my parents have gone home now, peace perfect peace etc etc

And my Xmas deccys have been taken down too so the living room seems a lot bigger and more sensible now

Home

And my parents wanna leave tomorrow at such a time as they arrive in Cardiff and go to their hotel when it is still daylight, so at a guess they are leaving here after lunch tomorrow

Dinner

Then after sleep we ate loadsa food here then went out with my parents

Boxing

So we went out and had a boxing day lunch which was very nice until I started the omelette and saw pieces of ham within. She came and apologised(1) and gave me that and the portion of chips I had to cheer me up for free and the rest of the parties lunches for half price

(1) And said that she was telling off the chef who hadn't read the order properly

Cold Water

And after we nipped out and I paid for a Xmas lunch for all of us I tried to have a bath before siesta-ing. No hot water. At all, after I called Paul and told him to press buttons, no hot water. So he boiled a kettle and poured it into the sink. Now, after my nap the hot water seems to be working again

Dunno

And it seems to be working properly now

Such Fun

And we are going out to have Xmas Dinner with Toby in a bit, then we are picking up the rest of the kids and drinking Champagne

Ho Ho Ho

Happy Christmas

One Ronnie

And we are watching a program about Ronnie Barker on telly ATM and it is excellent

They Are Here

Good lord, my parents and my bruv have arrived, so can't say much for a few days. But they did complain.

And I cooked dinner for them all, we had 5 naan bread I made them all into pizzas and managed to make an extra but pot of oven chips. It was yum yum tho I say it myself

And my mum complimented me on cooking food that she could digest

Gaviscon

And then me and BigEd had to nip out to buy my Mum some Gaviscon to help her eat out etc. She had a bottle but had to leave it with Nora, my sister in law, as she was poorly

Girls Names

So today my 2 members of staff are known as Ed-weena and Paul-een

Drovering

And we nipped back to the pub that used to be my next door neighbours

Lunch Out

So we nipped out shopping just before lunchtime and went into Morrison's Cafe and had an omelette and chips which was very nice but leaves me just needing toast for tea or summat

But it was so busy in town, isn't Sunday supposed to be a day of rest?

Change It

So I changed the bed a day earlier than on my timetable in order not to have the tumble drier on when my parents get here tomorrow, I want to seem relaxed and effortless

Oops

Oh dear. So we were in't supermarket tonight Paul said "Want some crumpet?", I said "Yes, please, her" and then felt the need to go and tell the woman what we had said. She looked amused

Surprise Visitor

And today, as a surprise, there was a knock on the door, I walked to open it, and it was Brian, Julia's Dad. They were down visiting Julia and he decided an extra visit would be in order, it was good to see him and he commented how much better I look in the 6 months since I saw him last

And he bought me a bottle of Stones Ginger Wine as a present, mmmm, but I can't drink anything until Monday

Lie In

And I was awake most of the night but in the end I fell asleep and didn't wake up 'til 8.30!! A lie in!