Saladless Lunch

And for lunch today I didn't have salad or toast. Shock horror. Because on the side in my kitchen is sitting a big box of unsweetened biscuits so I had 3 of these for lunch with a piece of cheese. OK, with loads of little bits of cut up cheese. It looks like this will be my lunch for the next week or two

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Newspaper

And reading summat in The Guardian today and I was so impressed, even tho the world is turning on it's head financially that some people are being wise with what and on what they spend

Out And About

So we nipped into town to buy more plastic gloves and files for them, off my petty cash account and we nipped to Tesco's to buy some organic blueberries and then as we were leaving I looked at my shopping list and said we might as well nip to Morrison's and get the rest of my weeks shopping.

Which we would have been well capable of doing in Tesco's but we had already left there before I looked at my shopping list

Aardvarking

And we had a strange day in Aardvark, their supplier had supplied short date milk and another supplier had supplied no mushrooms, there were some of last weeks left all shrunk and dried out but we did have some to put on the pizza tonight

No Mince

And Timmy who has just left said that he didn't like any cheese or mince pies last night

And Ed who is here today said "No" to a mince pie after his dinner too

Interesting pooh today

So todays pooh is interestingly poohed but you had told me to not talk about it so....

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Social Media

Dunno, crimes are up but I can't get my head round "social media", dunno, Ixion is enuf for me

Well

Well, so it seems really different now, so I am in charge of cooking now etc.

So me and Timmy nipped to Tesco's, got a couple more light weight eating plates, drove to the bottle bank, I got out alone and walked the eight foot to the bank, put bottles in and walked back to the car

No Neil

No Neil, you can't get drunk just after lunchtime just because your parents and bruv have gone home, you will be sick and asleep by about 7 if you do

Gone Now

Well my parents have gone home now, peace perfect peace etc etc

And my Xmas deccys have been taken down too so the living room seems a lot bigger and more sensible now

Home

And my parents wanna leave tomorrow at such a time as they arrive in Cardiff and go to their hotel when it is still daylight, so at a guess they are leaving here after lunch tomorrow

Dinner

Then after sleep we ate loadsa food here then went out with my parents

Boxing

So we went out and had a boxing day lunch which was very nice until I started the omelette and saw pieces of ham within. She came and apologised(1) and gave me that and the portion of chips I had to cheer me up for free and the rest of the parties lunches for half price

(1) And said that she was telling off the chef who hadn't read the order properly

Cold Water

And after we nipped out and I paid for a Xmas lunch for all of us I tried to have a bath before siesta-ing. No hot water. At all, after I called Paul and told him to press buttons, no hot water. So he boiled a kettle and poured it into the sink. Now, after my nap the hot water seems to be working again

Dunno

And it seems to be working properly now

Such Fun

And we are going out to have Xmas Dinner with Toby in a bit, then we are picking up the rest of the kids and drinking Champagne

Ho Ho Ho

Happy Christmas

One Ronnie

And we are watching a program about Ronnie Barker on telly ATM and it is excellent

They Are Here

Good lord, my parents and my bruv have arrived, so can't say much for a few days. But they did complain.

And I cooked dinner for them all, we had 5 naan bread I made them all into pizzas and managed to make an extra but pot of oven chips. It was yum yum tho I say it myself

And my mum complimented me on cooking food that she could digest

Gaviscon

And then me and BigEd had to nip out to buy my Mum some Gaviscon to help her eat out etc. She had a bottle but had to leave it with Nora, my sister in law, as she was poorly

Girls Names

So today my 2 members of staff are known as Ed-weena and Paul-een