Ybot

So then later we went to pick up that Toby chap, who had had far too much to drink last night and been in £120 worth of taxi journeys, which someone else paid, last night.

So yes, we fed him and took him home early

Sugar

And in order to go out s'morning me and Dicky nipped to that Tesco's place (as Morrison's is shut today) and bought a bag of sugar for some of their teas and coffees which we paid for on the Petty Cash account

P*ss*ng

And when I pissed today my piss was still colourless, like it should be, we went to pub about 8 o'clock, I drank 3 pints and came home after midnight before pissing

New Year

And we nipped to the pub up the road tonight and stayed there 'til after midnight

Stu-ing

And we are nipping into town to meet Stuart at The Tangled Parrot for lunch

And it was good to see him, eat some Bagel and asked him(1) again where he lives

(1) And this evening I struggled with being able to link to the second part of a webpage but I managed it here, this link is to the second photo on a page

Drovers Arms

So as we were bored tonight we nipped into town to the Drovers Arms and watched darts on telly. I was out for ages, 3 double whiskeys, and didn't need a piss until after we had been indoors for about 15 minutes

Small Dinner

And for dinner tonight we just had 1/4 pound burgers in buns, which was very nice but it felt like we had too much bun, dunno what to do, toast it?

Christmas Videos

And into our Google Plus account "someone" has added loads of Xmas videos of me and my parents eating etc. Oh what fun we had

Saladless Lunch

And for lunch today I didn't have salad or toast. Shock horror. Because on the side in my kitchen is sitting a big box of unsweetened biscuits so I had 3 of these for lunch with a piece of cheese. OK, with loads of little bits of cut up cheese. It looks like this will be my lunch for the next week or two

(sent from my phone)

Newspaper

And reading summat in The Guardian today and I was so impressed, even tho the world is turning on it's head financially that some people are being wise with what and on what they spend

Out And About

So we nipped into town to buy more plastic gloves and files for them, off my petty cash account and we nipped to Tesco's to buy some organic blueberries and then as we were leaving I looked at my shopping list and said we might as well nip to Morrison's and get the rest of my weeks shopping.

Which we would have been well capable of doing in Tesco's but we had already left there before I looked at my shopping list

Aardvarking

And we had a strange day in Aardvark, their supplier had supplied short date milk and another supplier had supplied no mushrooms, there were some of last weeks left all shrunk and dried out but we did have some to put on the pizza tonight

No Mince

And Timmy who has just left said that he didn't like any cheese or mince pies last night

And Ed who is here today said "No" to a mince pie after his dinner too

Interesting pooh today

So todays pooh is interestingly poohed but you had told me to not talk about it so....

(sent from my phone)

Social Media

Dunno, crimes are up but I can't get my head round "social media", dunno, Ixion is enuf for me

Well

Well, so it seems really different now, so I am in charge of cooking now etc.

So me and Timmy nipped to Tesco's, got a couple more light weight eating plates, drove to the bottle bank, I got out alone and walked the eight foot to the bank, put bottles in and walked back to the car

No Neil

No Neil, you can't get drunk just after lunchtime just because your parents and bruv have gone home, you will be sick and asleep by about 7 if you do

Gone Now

Well my parents have gone home now, peace perfect peace etc etc

And my Xmas deccys have been taken down too so the living room seems a lot bigger and more sensible now

Home

And my parents wanna leave tomorrow at such a time as they arrive in Cardiff and go to their hotel when it is still daylight, so at a guess they are leaving here after lunch tomorrow

Dinner

Then after sleep we ate loadsa food here then went out with my parents