Pissed tonight as it's my nanny-versary

2 double whiskeys tonight

(from my phone)

Darling happy anniversary....

Sheet. It was the 10th anniversary of my crash a few hours ago. Hoo flipping ray. I am still fu**ing alive

OK, it was close, I nearly wasn't but I am

Only Smarties have the answer

So I went into the kitchen, got a packet of mini smarties out, tipped loads in my mouth, started chewing, started choking. I coughed and coughed, took 2 tissues to wipe up, drank a glass of water and I felt tha stray Smartie come back up

Brushing

Then s'morning I had a plan to prevent me dribbling toothpaste down my top when I brush my teeth. It looks a bit odd but I can do it twice a day now when I brush and stay tidy looking

New WWW

And 20 years ago today the first web page went online, when I was 24. How much has the world changed in 20 years

New Class

So s'morning I am going to take a look at the next class up in't gym. If I do go this would be the third class I have been to, ever improving

And it looks good, a little intimidating but hopefully I can manage. There is a lot of walking, hopefully without a 'stick, but hopefully I can manage.

I am in gym normally tomorrow so she can give me dates and time etc, then perhaps next week I will go to 1 new class and 1 existing class

Samming

And as we spoke to the beautiful gym teacher Sam about what she approached me about last week we found out that the next gym class is tomorrow morning at 10.30 so we are going along just to have a watch

I think perhaps I will attend 1 of the harder classes and 1 of my current classes every week but will know more after I watch tomorrow

Bored

So as I was bored s'afternoon I asked Ed to cut my hair again, which he did

Getting Ready

Sort of more mentally, kind of psychologically trying to get myself ready for Jim-Jim-Jeroo (noisy link) - gym

And it was OK, working really fast again. At the end we spoke to Sam and she said come in tomorrow and see what you think of the more advanced class

FreyaDumpkins

And tonight I had the pleasure of Freya's company for about 4 hours. She is SO busy doing her 'O' levels that she was only on the PC asking for translation. It was cool, perhaps she is a bit better and wiser than she was a week ago or summat but it was nice

(from my phone)

And we were able to share my apple pie that my neighbours brought for me today. Gosh it was nice. There is only a small piece to share with Ed tomorrow

Scrambled Eggs, yesterday

And yesterday I microwaved some scrambled eggs like I generally do once a week. Yesterday before putting them into the microwaveable bowl I read some instructions and it said smear some butter or spray fat on first. Sheet, what a difference. Last weel I had to get clean washing cloths as he had to throw away 3 trying to clean the bowl, yesterday it just cleaned easily

Curry's

Then on the way to the supermarket we called into Curry's to have a look at their SLR digicams. As of Andy's advice I could use them upside down which felt strange but wow generally

Shhh

No Neil, you said you would be quiet.... "BUT it is such a great story from my POV"

Summer light

So I have just got up for another pee and didn't need to switch any lights on. It is a quarter to six

(from my phone)

Interactive Television Service

Then today I have been practicing pressing the red button on my TV remote control to watch stuff that is not being advertides on a channel, today it's the Snooker.

Summer is coming

So I woke up about a quarter past seven this morning, and went for a pee. As summer is coming I didn't need to switch on the bathroom light, it was bright enuf

(from my phone)

Washing Up

And while dinner was cooking tonight I got stuck in and washed up the dishes we had already used to see how easy it was.

It was slow but I managed to wash up everything properly, I checked them a few minutes later

It doesn't mean I am gonna do it every night as I have to do the cooking too, but it was a lot easier than last time I tried

-ing

And we went shopping in Aardvark again but they were short of org milk and org apple juice today.

We got everything else on the list tho..

Right Hand

So just now I finished making my lunch. I thought to myself "Carry your cup to the tray and that bottle of milk (2 pints minus 2 cuppas) to the fridge. So I picked up the lightweight cup with my strong left hand and the much heavier bottle with my poorlier right hand. And carried them to their places and put them away

(from my phone)

Again

And again......

No Neil, you said you wouldn't talk about it - SHHHHH