Shopping More

Well, my Mum phoned me tonight and said "Can u get a card for Ian (your brotherin law, who helped u out loads when u moved here) for his 60th birthday. Needs posting tomorrow morning" so I thought "Nip to Morrison's", then I thought as I am going to cricket on Sunday I won't be able to do my weeks shopping so may as well get my weeks shopping tonight so I did

Confusion and rearrangement

So I had to go to the Drs s'morning and tried loads of breathing into the tube for a woman called Jacqui who not only tested me but responded positively to flirts.

She said "We will write to you and tell u the outcomes but I want to see you again, it's nice"

After that we tried shopping earlier in Aardvark and it worked, and they have their veg delivered on a Thursday so at a guess from next week it has been changed on my timetable to shopping Friday morning as there is no time after gym(1) to eat, bath, nap and go to Aardvark so I think next week we will shop in't morning

(1) Gym, yes I have been much too busy to go today.

Clever Freya

Then s'evening I was guested by my very clever daughter. Gosh, is she mine as she is so clever, 6A*, 2A and 4B's. She can't be mine

Summer again

Gosh, yesterday I had to wear another garment but today it is back to just t-shirt, summer has come back

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Trysordy

So I went off and did my bit s'morning. Today I was inputting data about members into the PC. It has worn me out loads so bed early then that Freya, who is obviously cleverer than me is coming over to gloat about O-level results

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No Breakfast Tomorrow

So tomorrow I have gotta have NO breakfast as I am going to the docs first thing for some checkups 

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FTP crisis

So I made up another web page then panicked, I couldn't remember how to upload it.
Panic over, Alex said......, so thank f**k I remember again

In't Pub

Tonight I said "Pub" and came into town. Watching football... can't we just drink

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Pissing

So we went out and had an ice cream s'afternoon then we called into Morrison's. I called in for a piss there and frankly it astonished me how long I was pissing for. I know I said summat like this a while ago but I am still getting better

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Cake-ing

So, as she was abroad for her birthday, today I am going to complete Freya's birthday cake, all it needs doing is butter creaming and icing, so hopefully it will taste really good. Hopefully. It is the first cake I have made for anyone in a number of years so hopefully.......

Learning HTML

So today I figured out how to do an HTML advanced version of one of my pages, I think it seems like a simple operation but I can't find a simple explanation anywhere. If u have a clue can u get in touch, please

Aargh

Then that Denyse lady phoned me s'afternoon and, amongst other stuff, said she had read in my Blog that I was eating chocolate with honeycomb in it but I mustn't because that was in the list of things I may choke on.

Hoo-flipping-ray

Gym

Off to gym in a bit.....

(and I will see that Sam there....)

Double gosh. I was sweating by the time I finished today. And I met an old member of that class, who lives half a street away from me, just a bit up the street

Awful Night

So I had a dreadful nightmare last night, it involved a body that no-one noticed so they just drove over it etc then, after that, I couldn't get back to sleep so I was in bed for about 3 hours awake before my alarm clock got me up

Ice Cream

And I have just made some and it was delicious

Still is in fact, there are another 2 or 3 portions to go

Sara Physio

So Sara(h) the physio came for her monthly visit and a) Walked 2/3 of the way up the road with me, then b) Did loads and loads of stretches

Winner

Backgammon immediately after a solitaire win

Shopping

So me and Gareth nipped off to Wilkinson's to fetch more gloves for doing my feet and we also found some Old Fashioned Sweets which I bought. I haven't tried them yet but by lord, my memories......

Well I have tried 'em now, I am on my fourth from the bag now and what can I say, I remembered them as being nice and I was right

Alt

And as described in the Tesco section I finally figured out (helped by Timmy) how to use the Alt codes to insert a ¼

Tesco

Oh dear. So we decided to go to the supermarket tonight to get my weeks shopping. We were ¼ of the way there when my MOS said "Oh, look at the time, they will be shut" so in the end we dragged ourselves to Tesco's and bought loads there