So I was sitting outside tonight as it was so warm and about 9.30 my attention was grabbed by a couple of birdies singing lovely songs as they flew around. Now I don't know if the time of year is even close etc but it did occur to me that these birdys were singing "I want a shag, I want a shag" if I was even a bit close I am a bit jealous. Where can us middle aged cripples shout that?
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