So as Denyse is gonna Skype me s'morning I thought I'd better cheat with my electric razor. So I went into the loo for my morning routine and took a the razor. So I shaved half my face and tried to do other things - to no avail. So I finished half my face and turned off the razor.
Pee, pee, pee, I managed suddenly.
I shaved the rest of my face and turned it off again.
Within 10 seconds I had started my poo
So I can't shave and use the loo simultaneously