Email Crisis

So my email stopped working last night, we had to phone BT and they said "Hacker", then we went out and about to gym etc s'morning then phoned again and they said "What are ur details, fairy nuff, new password is.... it may take a few mins to come thru" then 10 minuted later I recieved 150 emails from last night and today

Then today we went to gym where Paul took loadsa pics because I am doing stuff so differently than last time he was there then we nipped to the Chemist to get my "sockings". First time they said "Chemist is out and I am not qualified to hand you this, apparently" so we nipped to The Parrot and had a coffee then went back and got handed my parcel

So I walked into gym and into The Parrot