Tuesday, 13 May 2014

Strange Poohing

So s'morning I sat on he loo. Sat down and leaned forward as usual and squeezed. And squeezed. And squeezed. No pooh. So I leaned back, sat upright which I almost never do on t'loo and poohed hugely.
Dunno what the issue was, why it worked like this, if you have a clue mail me and give me a clue, please