And GGtGG impressed me with his turn of wit today. I thought that I don't wanna pirate eye patch for, for example, for my Mum's funeral. I looked in all the drawers in the living room, the kitchen and my bedroom as I am sure I did own some, somewhere. Then I asked GGtGG so he looked in all those places. Twice. To no avail, so I thought "OK, trip to Tesco's then".
Then a bit later he said "Turn it over, put the pirate patch against your face" which I tried and thought "Gord, and I have a load a pirate patches, will take a new one when we need to...." and stopped trying to head out(A pic with the outside patch to compare)