And Bad Jokes.
Three dead bodies turn up at a city mortuary all with very big smiles on
their faces. The Coroner thought he should inform the Police to tell them
what has happened. 'First body: Pierre Dubois, Millionaire French
Businessman, 60 years old, died of a heart attack while shagging his
20-year old porn star girlfriend. Hence the enormous smile said the Coroner
to the Police Inspector. 'Second body: Hamish McTavish, Scottish, 25 year
old, won £100,000 on the lottery. Spent it all on whisky and died of
alcohol poisoning, hence the smile.' The Inspector asked, 'What about the
third body?' 'Ah,' said the Coroner, 'this is a most unusual one. Paddy
Murphy, Irish, 30 years old, struck by lightning.' 'Why is he smiling
then?' said the Inspector. 'He thought someone was taking his picture.'
Chris Pollard