So s'morning I went to the loo after breakfast as usual and squeezed and squeezed but could only do half my pooh, I could still feel that the other half was waiting. I went back to the loo an hour later, squeeze, squeeze but nowt came out. A second hour later I tried again, squeezed gently and an enormous pooh came out of my bottom. Hardly any squeezing, it was just ready to come out.
So timing is the key.....