Morning Loo Ritual

So it felt proper again s'morning, unlike yesterday. So we will see what happens later..... (noisy link)

So later I thought "Fark, I do need another, was running my bath so sat on loo while it filled. Squeezed, squeezed again, no, nowt. But I felt full. I had my bath, was getting back out and farted for about 6 seconds. Ah, pressure gone, it feels fine now