Fark

And my hand hurt some when I woke up s'morning but pulling my trousers back up after my pooh was a challenge

Double fark. Just been shopping in Morrison's, Timmy had to push the trolley, hold my shopping list, take goods off shelf, all he didn't do was pay, he had to do all the farking rest, then carry the goods back to the car and indoors from there

Triple fark. And my tongue has been hurting for a bit so I said to Timmy s'morning "Am I getting ulcers or what?" and showed it to him and he said "No, did you bite it when you fell"