Thursday, 12 March 2015

My Bath Was Crying

So today I climbed into (OK, I was lowered into) my bath for the first time since Monday, as I had been @ swimming pool and therefore showered last 2 days. I tried to cheer it up but it was hard

Wednesday, 11 March 2015

'Wimming

And I am so..... we went swimming s'morning and it was.... OK. So today I had to do my exercises AND "he" made me do 4 lengths too. All done and dusted, now relax once more

Change Of Routine

So as I was coming into t'living room s'morning I thought to myself "What t-shirt am I wearing. Is it decent enuf for swimming pool?" but then it occurred to me, "You no longer wear summat, your chest is no longer spotty!"
Oh yes....

A Morning Victory

And before I had even finished my coffee s'morning I won

Tuesday, 10 March 2015

Landlady

And when we returned from swimming today who was sitting in her car outside but the landlady. She said she had phoned the house but there was no answer so she had come herself to let in the plumber who she was now waiting for. Because part of the deal me buying the house involves a new boiler.
So it looks like the sale is going ahead
The plumber was just here to check the fitments etc on the boiler. He will be over next weekend to fit it, hopefully

Sigh

And because we had strange gymming instead of swimming yesterday then we are going to the pool today.
Hoo-fscking-ray
Sigh some more. So I went in without my t-shirt as my spotty chest has gone and today we had a "swimming but no exercise" day and did 10 lengths of backstroke wita floating aid today. So tomorrow we will have an "exercise but no (or 'less') swimming" day
But again I didn't sit in the shower chair in the changing room, I used it to lean on while walking but didn't sit in it

Monday, 9 March 2015

Docs

Then we went to the Drs to pick up another 'script for "rubbing on Neil's boobs" cream which is definitely making a difference
So as it was raining SPaul pushed me from the car park into the docs, I then stood up, walked over to the queue for scripts then walked back to me chair. He pushed me into the chemist, I stood up and walked etc

More Reasons

Then we went on a rescheduled trip to Morrisons where me and SmallPaul (Timmy had gone in his car after gym) got everything that was on my list

Strange Gymmy Morning

So we started today with me and Timmy taking SmallPaul to gym as I am using many more exercise machines than last time SP was there so he needed showing how to keep me safe etc, instead of swimming which I nearly cried for

Sunday, 8 March 2015

Important Walkies

And we went out for a drive around then stopped for a brew tonight. I walked in and out, left my wheelchair in the car

Take It Down

And paranoia, one part of me thinks "Take it down" about my looking for houses piece but as we are in the process of buying this, we haven't signed anything yet I am too scared...

Good News, sort of

So s'morning Timmy said to me that we had better go gym instead of swimming tomorrow as he needs to get SmallPaul back up to speed with what I am doing etc. I thought "Hooray" but then he said "I have txted Alex and told him to bring his trunx on Tuesday" so it wasn't quite the news I thought it was at first

Saturday, 7 March 2015

Camera Instructions

So today I was stuck, couldn't remember how to change the aperture on my camera. I looked at the text "they" had made, no answer, so I watched a .wmv video that "he" made of me and the instructor.
So then I was able to add a bit to the bottom of my text piece of paper, the instructions

Friday, 6 March 2015

Knee

And it does my head in. I have just recently learned that when I walk I need to put my right heel down first then move my right knee forwards about ¼ of an inch then carry on walking. This has made walking so much better, more upright, more balanced etc.
Now my left leg just knows to not put the knee too far back but somewhere along the process of being fscked my right knee has forgotten, I need to concentrate and make sure while walking whereas my left leg just knows. Oh fsck, fsck, fsck, why can't I remember how to walk?

Gymneroo

Then I went for my once a week session in a class @ gym and worked very hard but I can feel how much I am improving.
We went off leaving my wheelchair in the kitchen which is still a bit mind boggling but I can do it. And if we break down I will phone the RAC or a taxi to take me home so no worries

Aardvarking

And we were a smidge late setting off for Aardvark as Alex had his interview with Timmy s'morning, but we did it all, got veg etc and milk and eggs and still had finished about 50 mins before we need to head over to gym, for my weekly class
And while I was there Ann(e) who was the boss when I worked there was there. She gave me a hug and said how impressive it was to see me on my feet etc etc. She also commented on me still having a mohawk, she said one of her customers commented one day about how that chap that looked intimidating and scary was actually rather nice to deal with

Thursday, 5 March 2015

BoTox(2)

And MTTP, I had a piss, got in the car, drove for ages (OK, "was driven for ages"), sat in hospital, drove back for ages and got home more than 3 hours after we left.
Then I went to the loo for the next time

BoTox

So we got up early, headed eastwards at 9.30 s'morning, arrived in Neath at hospital, went in, eventually found where we were supposed to be, got on couch, she examined my hand/arm and my leg, called in a more senior doc then said "No injection for you, you are too well now, it will set you back"
So my disappointment about having made a pointless trip is torn with my pleasure that I am getting better

Wednesday, 4 March 2015

Jab

And I have to get up early tomorrow and head east early to Neath Hospital where I am having a BoTox injection

Nipped Shopwards

Then me and GGtGG nipped out to Farm Foods and Tesco's tonight. Some frozen chips and potato waffles from Farm Foods and as many packets of sweet potato oven chips as I could carry from Tesco. That and food waste bin bags are the only things I buy in Tesco's

Speaking

So I was watching a video that we took at the camera shop t'other day today, I speak to the expert and I was astonished at how abnormal my voice sounds. I mentioned it to my MOS and he commented on how much better my voice is now than it was last year
Hoo-flipping-ray

It Should Be Broken

So I was starting to prepare to make lunch. I pushed over the trolley with a mug and my coffee pot on it. As it went over the edge of the carpet my coffee pot wobbled and then tipped itself over the edge, it had fallen down.
So...
It fell off, and landed in my nearly full bin. It had an easy landing, I picked it back up, rinsed it out and used it again
Much relieved... 

Walkies

And as I have taken my FES off as I am nipping to the swimming pool in a bit but just now I was walking thru my house and my right foot is so much better even without FES. It still is even better with it on but it has made me relearn how to be so much better anyway.
I have to concentrate in placing my foot flat but not as much as I did last time I checked
But the swimming went well, I can't describe it but I am just much better at moving in the water etc. AND I didn't sit in the shower cripple seat, I used it, waƂked beside it across changing room, showered standing and pushed it backwards too

Cleaning

And GGtGG got stuck in cleaning all my windows. (noisy link) It is amazing what a difference it makes, how grubby they have got in the last few weeks since he did it last

Tuesday, 3 March 2015

(Swear)ery

Then we nipped to gym as the going home time seemed to be crossed etc and I worked hard again. Today Alex said "Right bike now..." and I said "No, rowing boat device instead" which was nice, the first time I have just used it on my own as it were

Photo Training

And we (me and Alex) are off in a bit to have a "using digital camera" lesson
(And I have got to pay for it too....)
And we went off, walked in there and he told me loadsa stuff which I may or may not remember but it was good, he told me loadsa useful stuff

And Alex has just finished splitting the video he took of
the lesson into 6 separate parts, useful info there

Monday, 2 March 2015

Oh What Fun We Had

So at lunchtime me and Timmy headed for the swimming pool. We had a conference first along the lines of "Swimming day or exercising day?" so as we had a swimming day I swam 10 lengths on my back. He was going "More" but I had to be stroppy and leave.
Afterwards when we were showering and drying Timmy realised that he had forgotten my deodorant, so he lent me some of his, it was a spray. So I did my right armpit using my left hand and then came onto doing my left armpit using my "It's broken" right hand, but it just worked which made me smile

Sunday, 1 March 2015

More Rugger

And it is Ireland playing England in an I think very important match for the competition this year

Noisy

So I got up at 6am for a pee s'morning and you should have heard the number of birds and how loudly they were singing

Saturday, 28 February 2015

Rugger

And I watched two first halves and one second half of rugby matches, the 6 nations today. And tomorrow there is another game on
(And Wales won!!!)

Connector

And me and Ed had to nip to B&Q and buy summat small to connect the groovy hose that we bought last week to the other stuff that was in the box with the hose, the sprinkler etc

Friday, 27 February 2015

Samless

So we headed over to my once a week session in the gym class. Sam wasn't there to take it today, a chap called Gareth was standing in. He didn't half work us harder, I think in some ways he wasn't aware of our "can'ts" and just carried on. Because of this I had a session on the different bike they have in there and I actually managed. It was a struggle but I think I wouldn't have been capable a month age

-ing

So we are going off to Aardvark in a bit, walking upstairs there to get some stuff too
Excellent, done it, got most stuff. AND I walked back downstairs(1) too
(1) And my walking up and downstairs is getting better. According to GGtGG I walked up faster than he had ever seen and I walked back down keeping myself straight etc

Thursday, 26 February 2015

In A Bit

And we are going out to have dinner out and a night out at Caffi Iechyd Da in Carmarthen for their monthly cwm-all-ye music nights
And a good time was had by all, although there weren't that many folk there. But we were drinking Organic Bitter beer, which pleased me

Washing Up

And I actually did the washing up after lunch. Because we are going out tonight so there was only a smaller amount and there is no "Where shall I put this?" crisis

'Wimming

And as Timmy announced this morning that we needed to swim today as we had missed 2 this week at lunchtime we went to the swimming pool. Out plan today was just swimming, no exercising, so by the end of the session I had done 10 lengths on my back.
I also felt colder in the water as I went swimming with no t-shirt on today as all the dreadful spots on my chest have cleared up. There are still a few on my back, apparently, but as I can't see them I dont care

Wednesday, 25 February 2015

Sideways Pics

And earlier I found that all the pics Sara had taken on her phone were presenting themselves sideways. They looked upright in Irfanview, which I use most of the time, but not in a web browser so I was panicking a bit. I looked thru other progs to look at the pics, then when I opened the pic in Gimp it said "Want to put the pic the right way up?", put it right, and then tried to save it in some obscure format. So I did that then used Irfanview to convert the obscure format to a jpg, this time a right way up one.
I don't know f. all about the uprightness and not of pics so if anyone has a clue drop me a line and I will hopefully learn

Therapy in't Pool

And Sara the physio lady is meeting me in the swimming pool to tell me to do more exercises etc. not that I wanna shout "I am getting better already and working already...." but no doubt she will find some other means of making me cry with exhaustion
Aargh, as she came there without her costume, she thought we would be in't gym, and I was wearing no FES so it was much harder to walk we kind of got stuck in to gym. So today, instead of bikeing I had my first turn on the rowing machine, then we had a go on every machine that was there. So no longer do I need to ignore half the gym, I can now use it all
But unlike Timmy on Monday and Sara today I had already packed my trunx

Tuesday, 24 February 2015

Hooray

So because we gymmed yesterday and tomorrow Alex said we can avoid it today (I brought the subject up, so hurrah) if we go out and have a long walk in town.
So a long long walk here we come....
As it's a nice day too, so wanna make the best of it....
Twice along Merlin's walk (there & back) plus a few yards at each end.
Then, after lunch we headed out to Farm Foods(1), walked in, took the long way round, as in went everywhere walking, finally found some Linda McCartney and bought sum, walked back out and finally sat down in't car
(1) Not that we needed anything, I just wanted to be out walking again somewhere

Monday, 23 February 2015

NOT Swimming

And we couldn't go swimming as Timmy had forgotten his stuff so we went to gym for a hard work session. Yes I did well, yes, I am surprised how much more I can do every week
Yes, I was knackered afterwards

Sunday, 22 February 2015

My Stiffness

And my right shoulder is nearly better now, all freed up and able to move/look once more. Nearly

Multi Shopping

So we went to town s'morning with a mission and a shopping list for Morrison's
First of all we nipped to Argos and bought a hose and attachments for cleaning the car etc.
Then we nipped to Morrisons and got the small part of my weeks shopping

Fingers To Gareth

And nya nya nya to Gareth, me and Alex tried the crossword, I think he got one answer that I couldn't, had to give me the first letter of 3 or 4 more but we (mostly me) did it all, we only had to press CHEAT for one answer

Saturday, 21 February 2015

Off Out

And we are heading off in a bit to the local pub to see a local (!) musician, (2nd down under todays date - Sat 21st) he plays geetar and sings
But I was thinking "Oh what do you call that pub?" then I just remembered. Spelt correctly too. So my memory is.....

Friday, 20 February 2015

Garlicky Dinner

And I made na'an bread pizza for dinner, as usual on a Friday, and GGtGG said "Well garlicky that was" but yes, I could taste that it was ripe with garlic

Well Recalled

And I am forever in debt to GGtGGs memory as he suggested "Dates" to me in Aardvark, yes I do enjoy them and buy some most weeks but I had been distracted today

Gym Class

Then I went to my weekly gym class and just impressed myself with how much better at certain parts of it I am. On the standy on and balance tools that I used to have to hold on with I managed, eventually, to balance for 12 secs. I told Sam about my sore neck from gym session t'other day and she just said "Yes, because you are getting better..." but actually by the end of the class it was easing off. So just gord nose but....

-ing

And we went to Aardvark for shopping s'morning, did my loads same as usual. But my phone had re-summated and I couldn't find my Aardvark shopping list. But the glamarous assistant was able to look at it and said "No, here" and I found it again.

Thursday, 19 February 2015

Lookin' Better

And Ed is working today for the first time in a couple of weeks, he has been off training to be a nurse. So when I asked him to rub my cream on after my bath he said A) how much better the spots on my chest look and B) that my back seems fine so he thinks my strained neck was just from doing far too much at gym t'other day

Loads Exercise

So we went to gym today, I walked in, walked up the stairs, had 20 mins on the bike with 5 super fasty bits, got my breath back and walked back down the stairs, and walked all the way back to the car and got in
This being able to walk up and down stairs, after such an exercise session...

Half Term

And we had a conference s'morning and decided as it's half term that we won't aim to go on the exercise machines (and my shoulder still hurts from being so successful t'other day)  so I will just aim to use the bike machine

Wednesday, 18 February 2015

Strange New Purchase

So while I was in the dentist today I was looking at the "for sale" rack and got bitten by it, in the end I purchased a tongue cleaner device, to.... erm.... clean my tongue. It is part of the washing your teeth ritual, dunno if it is different/better than using my toothbrush but I have bought it now

It's Fixed

Wow. So we went into dentist at lunchtime. She poked, looked, x-rayed me and I waited. When the x-ray had come up she called me back in and said "It's close, but ultimately...", but basically said that on my next appointment she would have to take it out.
So blah, blah, blah we had another appointment already but there won't be enough time then to do scary stuff to my tooth so we have cancelled that and made another appointment to have my tooth out
So she has filled it with temporary white stuff that hopefully will last the few weeks 'til my next appointment. You can see how much of my tooth came out, there was only a small amount of tooth left but the whole root was there

No Swimming Today

And this morning I was chewing my muesli when there was a crunch and  of a molar tooth that "they" had to do loads of work on last year just fell out. So there is a scary rough bit where it used to be, Alex phoned and made an emergency appointment for this afternoon.
But why am I so pleased that there is no time for swimming
And about 20 minutes later they txted me and said "Appointment on.... at...." and it was a different time. So I panicked, said to SP he better phone them but he read the txt thru and said "No, different date, this is another appointment"...

Tuesday, 17 February 2015

Green Group

And me and Alex went along to the Green Party meeting, which was upstairs in the pub back room so I managed to walk up and down stairs many times (well twice) tonight. There were perhaps 25 Green activists there, me and Alex, Julia and Freya. Truly mind boggling

Didn't I Do Well

And I went to gym at lunchtime and managed everything, it wasn't too busy. But just how much better am I getting at loads of exercises. They seem easy now

Monday, 16 February 2015

Reading In Bed

So when I got in bed for my nap earlier I took my Kindle with me (I know) and tried to read it lying down. It was more difficult than upright reading but I managed, read for 15 mins before I shut my eyes and tried to nap properly

Double Sigh

So we went (quiet Neil)swimming(/qN) and it wasn't as bad as I expected. So I did loads of exercises and swam up and down, with GGtGG paying attention to his instructions and not helping me along at all
And I did 2 extra lengths, 6 in total so no doubt in future they will nag me to do more
And afterwards in the changing room I just pushed the showering chair over as a support, I didn't sit in it at all, purely showering on my own two feet

BT Yahoo Mail

I have given up, this email program doesn't work all the time, so I have given up again and just read my email on BT Yahoo Mail webspace

Gorgeous Greta

And LusciousLinda the Foot Fairy is coming in to cut my nails s'morning but I may have another nickname for her.

Sunday, 15 February 2015

Not Curved

And my wrist looks straight here, which is quite pleasing

Early

Then I had my bath and my nap early so I could be up in time to see Wales win the rugger which was nice (noisy link)

Shops

Then l8r we nipped off to More Reason's To Shop At... and was actually rather impressed with how little stuff we actually needed, we bought it and came home then

Late

So Timmy is coming to work an hour late today as he is taking his son for the first time to the cinema, to see Peppa Pig (noisy link)

Saturday, 14 February 2015

BBC

And BBC seems to have sorted itself out somehow. All my settings say I am in Wales but for no apparent reason after the news the London news would come on. Yesterday for the first time that I had noticed after The National News The Welsh News came on

Long Walkies

So we nipped to town so I could get sum cash out for the foot fairy who is coming on Monday so we just decided to have a look around. We parked down in the short stay spaces at the end of King Street car park. I walked from there all the way to where King Street turns left. Then I asked GGtGG to push me in the wheelchair he had brought.
6 or 7 minutes later I got up and walked again, from one end of Merlin's Walk to the other

When I'm Cleaning....

Well GGtGG has just got stuck in with my new squeegee and is cleaning the windows. It looks lots better already

Friday, 13 February 2015

Dinner

And tonight Alex said "I like your pizza but my tooth hurts too much to eat chips" so I just cooked him a pizza and made myself pizza and chips

Gym-ing

So me and Alex went to the gym next. It went well, actually on one of the stretching exercises apparently last time I did it I was forced to use one specific leg but as my right leg is so much more flexible etc that one worked today

Aardvarking

So me and Alex went to Aardvark for shopping first thing. We parked across the road and I got out of the car without my wheelchair, walked to shop, around it and back to car. Gosh, it is so much easier than it used to be

Thursday, 12 February 2015

Getting Ready To Vote - stage 27

A letter came through the post today asking me to clarify who lives here so they know who to send the polling card to

Crisps

Last night SmallPaul bought himself a packet of crisps in't pub and I was actually rather impressed. They weren't Ready Salted, they were called, as in it said on the packet, Lightly Salted and they did taste different. I think they were lightly salted, just a smidge and that was much nicer than normal drowned in salt ones

Fun At Gym

As usual s'morning I was complaining about having to go to gym. When I was there today I was talking to one of the teachers about the other classes and she happened to say "I hula hoop during...". So eventually she went into the classroom, got her hula hoop and showed me.
So I had to rise to the challenge but I am not as good at it as she is. But the very fact that I am willing (and able) to even try stuff like this says summat about me

Crying At Gym

So when we got to gym today TinyTimmy suddenly anounced out of the blue that "we" were gonna just have a go on the bike today, but whereas in the past my target was doing 4 miles in 20 minutes today my target was up to 6 miles in half an hour.
Which I did, I managed 6.summat miles in my 30 minutes

Wednesday, 11 February 2015

Out

Me and SP headed out to the pub at the end of the road and had an excellent evening. When we got there there were 5 or 6 residents in the just drinking area, that's 5 or 6 more than on new years eve. When we walked in one chap immediately said "Oh, you wan't to sit here" and got up and left his taller seat by the bar. So they know me now. We all had a nice conversation until "they" went off for tea
We got there, parked, I walked from the car to the door, up steps and on in. I walked and sat there all night. I didn't use my wheelchair (which SP had pushed) until we were going back to the car

Wimming

So me and SmallPaul went swimming s'morning and it.... wasn't as unpleasant as usual. As I did my lengths he was just walking along side me, and it was proof that most of my staff must help me a little when I am swimming. I prefer it this way, when I finish I know I have done it

Tuesday, 10 February 2015

Shoe Shopping

And at dinner time tonight we nipped to Sports Direct and picked up another pair of sandals. Because mine are starting to look a bit worn, at a guess they will last another 3 or 4 months by which time sandals will be a lot more expensive as it is the start of the summer. So hopefully they are even cheaper in freezing February.
So I bought a pair today, brought them home and went straight into my bedroom and stuck them in the bottom of my wardrobe. Keep them safe

Gymming

So me and GGtGG went to gym s'morning. We had timed it badly (from my point of view) as there was no-one in the way, we were able to get on 4 machines before the bike. Suffice to say that no matter how much I complain about gym it is working. So we turned up most of the exercise machines and cycled further than IIRC I have done since my accident

Bad Taste

I received an email s'morning that was trying to sell me a T-shirt, but I think it was in bad taste, for me.
But I thought this one was in better taste

Monday, 9 February 2015

Reading In Bed

Because "someone" from Ixion sent me a doc version, a completed version, of the stuff he has been feeding us for ages now I got that on my phone so I can read it when/wherever I want. So last night I got into bed and thought "Oh...." and tried it and lay there for about 40 minutes rreading. It reminded me of being a child. So now I can read in bed once more with my Kindle or my phone

Bizzie Day

And because I had to buy a salad and some blueberries about Thursday last week I still had some of both yesterday so I took a decision to leave my Morrison's shopping until s'morning. So we will nip out there first then come back here and go swimming
So yes, he was right. I was going "Come on" to Alex but we went shopping, got back here an hour ago and I still don't need to go swimming yet. But we have done the shopping, all is bought etc
And "Oh what fun we had". We went swimming, it wasn't quite as bad as usual but "someone" forgot his quid for the locker

Sunday, 8 February 2015

Right Handed Scissors

And I had to open a new pckt of coffee tonight and I used the right handed scissors in my right hand. It was no problem, it opened easily

Strange

A strange victory



A Change Of Tune

So the BBC announced that it now wants "all" party leaders to be in the election debate. Plaid Cymru and The Green Party amongst others

Getting Better

Now today I noticed that 3 out of 4 links towards the end of hippyweb.me.uk are all about me improving. 12 years after my accident. Still getting better

Saturday, 7 February 2015

Treat or Not

So Ed announced "Want some of this with dinner?" and gave me a treat type thingy to cook too. While it tasted lovely it was so greasy, there were greasy dirty marks on the small plated that it was served up on

More Rugger

And I am watching Ireland play rugby on't telly now. Yes, they have been in the lead since minute 2 or 3 but England were similar yesterday but they lost the lead in last 5 minutes. Here's to hope that Ireland do well until the very end
Phew, "we" won, easily

Relax

"Someone" said this week, "Extra gym at weekends?" I had to shout "No, day off" so here I am, as busy as a....... having a weekend day

Friday, 6 February 2015

Loosers

And so...... despite the..... Wales scored after 2 minutes, and after 9 minutes but went on to loose

Dinner

And I thought "Dinner tonight, perhaps we should eat in't pub during rugby", but then it occured to me, Friday is pizza day so I had to make that and eat it. Just yum, yum
Again I used loadsa Garlic in making it, I kind of wasn't sure (as usual) if I could taste it in the food but the after taste effect in my mouth I can taste that now so perhaps I just ate it all up without tasting separate bits

Tonight's Diary

Struggle

Then I went to the proper gym class where it was easier than last week, again. Sam said "Do this until it is starting to ache" but I said "No, we need to push it 2% further than that, in order to recover"
And afterwards I got on a bike for 10 minutes, again with my effort level up by one

....king

And me and GGtGG nipped to Aardvark s'morning, did my weeks shopping and got home in time to pack it all away, sort out my banking as I had just spent... and still had time for a cuppa tea before nipping to the only gym class that I go to every week
AND I put it all away without using my wheelchair when we came back, too

Thursday, 5 February 2015

Aargh

Just on the news saw a clip of Jimmy Saville and Gary Glitter together. On how my childhood has changed now we know the truth

Shaving Santa

And I downloaded a new game s'morning. It was called Shaving Santa. I thought "WTF" and got stuck in, but it wasn't a very effective photo after I shaved Santa.
So later I asked that Timmy, the clever boffin type to have a go. But his was a bit pointless looking too, so as we had no fun I deleted the program and started looking for summat else

(Sigh) Fitter

So me and TinyTimmy went to gym and did a few upper muscle exercises then a 20 min session on the bike, with 4 speed up for 30 sec bits. And I was feeling as fit as a... so I switched the effort level up by one for the whole 20 mins

Nipping...

To the pub tomorrow

Wednesday, 4 February 2015

Walking Into

So we (GGtGG and me) had to nip into Morrison's for some more salad and more blueberries today. We parked up and I wandered off shop-wards. GGtGG came behind pushing my wheelchair "just in case". So I walked in, got what I needed, walked to till, paid for it standing and walked back to the car. So GGtGG's wheelchair pushing had been unnecessary.
Because I can now walk so well
But I had asked him first "Can u fit my FES" cos it is better at.....

Triple Hooray

And me and GGtGG are heading off to the leisure centre in a bit to have a swim today

Prat-sh*t

And after years of being a reader, followed by years of not being able to read after my accident, followed again by sussing out how to hold my Kindle in a readable position I have just finished the second Terry Pratchett book that I have read in the past couple of weeks.
Proud